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How do you think drunk sex with the SHINee members would be?
This is just my opinion~ ^^
Minho: I think he wouldn’t be so delicate anymore when drunk. He wouldn’t go too much on the rough side though but he wouldn’t be a gentleman either. Maybe he’ll say things he’s been dying to say to the girl, you know, finding courage in alcohol and blurting stuff like “you’re so sexy” or “you’re mine now”. I think he might unconsciously let out his wild side.
Onew: He would definitely blurt a lot of irrelevant stuff and giggle a lot. A sign that he’s completely drunk. Even though he’d be in that state he wouldn’t forget his intentions. I think his moves would be a bit impulsive and desperate. More like not really thinking thanks to the alcohol. He might make all kinds of noises while in the process.
Jonghyun: This guy would definitely enjoy the whole thing. He would proceed to do things his own way and just do anything without caring that he might regret something the next day. He would be all over the girl, his moves wild and impulsive making her enjoy every bit of it.
Key: I think he would be a mixture of the other members (Minho, Onew and Jonghyun). He would be all out there not really caring about the consequences. He would be all giggly while trying to act sexy for his girl and be a bit impulsive towards her. And definitely, he would be as loud as he can while making all kinds of noises. He would make sure to live the moment to the fullest even though he might not remember a thing the next day.
Taemin: He looks like the type to get drunk easily. He would be mumbling all sorts of things to his girl whispering in her ear and being all over her. I think he would be a bit on the rough side and tease her a lot…a little too much. In the end, he will end up passing out while leaving her all worked up.
what would you do if Jonghyun approached you and tried to fight you about how he has an ass?
I would slap him in the back of his stupid fucking head, and then I’d probably say, ”look at this fucking picture Jonghyun!”
"Like where the fuck is it at?"
And then I’d probably storm off, tossing this photo onto the ground….
And on the back it’d say ‘Stop lying to yourself boo…you’re in denial.’
He says the only reason their relationship can’t be called dating is because they’re both guys. And since we all know that’s not a reason why not to be dating…